Ramblings By A Jerk

vinegod:

How to leave an awkward situation by Katie Ryan

right-heart:

Found in an Avengers comic from 1979.

right-heart:

Found in an Avengers comic from 1979.

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

shinjimikami:

men who refuse to play as a woman in a video game are weak and pathetic

Omg, I told my fellow Open Micer that I saw his cat video in a viral GIF set post on Tumblr, and he had NO idea about it. Awesome.

pujuu:

occupation: struggling tumblr comedian

dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"

*meet someone new*

*they add you on Facebook that night*

Next day: “What was your name again?”

Oh, you know my fucking name.

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

My phone wouldn’t let me take a picture with flash because the battery was low. I feel like my phone should be letting me make any stupid decision I want because it’s my phone. Are you going to turn off my camera whenever I want to take a dick pic? Are you going to auto-dial my mom’s number when I haven’t talked to her in a few weeks? Are you going to call the suicide hotline when I accidentally send my mom a dick pic? When does this end, phone?

winksaremykryptonite:

Internet winners of the day. The end.

winksaremykryptonite:

Internet winners of the day. The end.

god killed himself because he made us
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explosions-of-glitter:

my bff got rejected by zelda

My bff made me into a Mii