i just want the world to know that josh and i are fighting
I just want the world to know Lint wants a hand job.
Friend: Can you keep a secret?
Me: Sure!
Friend: My spouse and I started a business.
Me: Lamest secret ever.
Friend: It's a porn site
Me: DO YOU NEED A WRITER?!
More porn! This kooky millionaire died so now we’re getting his whole collection instead of just some.
joemoeschmoe replied to your post: joemoeschmoe replied to your photo: paper cuts are…I am so pleased with life.just reminder that i always win
Summer: that fucking picture you look like such a toolbox
JoeSchmoe4Ever: Ahahaha
JoeSchmoe4Ever: OR DO I LOOK SEXY AS HELL
Summer: I STAND BY MY WORDCHOICE
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
Summer: brad is trying to save money
Summer: to come for the weekend
JoeSchmoe4Ever: Is Brad another one that I hate
Summer: she's the one i'm engaged to
JoeSchmoe4Ever: THEN YES
Summer: to be fair Josh
Summer: she asked me
Summer: and you haven't
Summer: so i mean
Summer: what do you want from me
JoeSchmoe4Ever: I got things to do
So, was that you coming out of the closet?
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| — | That thing someone said to me after my stand up routine explaining how people think I’m gay for stupid reasons |
dear josh,
at some point we’re going to the science museum. deal with it.
love,
murphsDEAR ASSHOLE,
NOPE! And you’re single!
Love,
JoshuaDear Douchebag,
Fine. I’ll just spend the week macking it with the other hunnies I’m rooming with.
Love,
MurphsPS: I’ve been faking them all for the past 4 years.
Dear Lesbian,
I’m glad you’re gay and you faked your orgasms. As long as I was getting off, who cares?
Sign,
Someone You Used To Know
dear josh,
at some point we’re going to the science museum. deal with it.
love,
murphs
DEAR ASSHOLE,
NOPE! And you’re single!
Love,
Joshua
PSA of the Day: Comedian Todd Glass, who came out as gay in January, appears in a new PSA for the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network. The spot — which questions whether there’s a difference between gay suicide, and negligence from loved ones who push “archaic beliefs and misinformation” about homosexuality — is an entry for a contest for GLSEN. (You can vote here.)
[thanks, ellen!]
