Found in an Avengers comic from 1979.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
men who refuse to play as a woman in a video game are weak and pathetic
Omg, I told my fellow Open Micer that I saw his cat video in a viral GIF set post on Tumblr, and he had NO idea about it. Awesome.
occupation: struggling tumblr comedian
*meet someone new*
*they add you on Facebook that night*
Next day: “What was your name again?”
Oh, you know my fucking name.
im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8
My phone wouldn’t let me take a picture with flash because the battery was low. I feel like my phone should be letting me make any stupid decision I want because it’s my phone. Are you going to turn off my camera whenever I want to take a dick pic? Are you going to auto-dial my mom’s number when I haven’t talked to her in a few weeks? Are you going to call the suicide hotline when I accidentally send my mom a dick pic? When does this end, phone?
Internet winners of the day. The end.
my bff got rejected by zelda
My bff made me into a Mii