*meet someone new*
*they add you on Facebook that night*
Next day: “What was your name again?”
Oh, you know my fucking name.
im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8
My phone wouldn’t let me take a picture with flash because the battery was low. I feel like my phone should be letting me make any stupid decision I want because it’s my phone. Are you going to turn off my camera whenever I want to take a dick pic? Are you going to auto-dial my mom’s number when I haven’t talked to her in a few weeks? Are you going to call the suicide hotline when I accidentally send my mom a dick pic? When does this end, phone?
Internet winners of the day. The end.
my bff got rejected by zelda
My bff made me into a Mii
It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such fowl things. It makes me sad.. If you want make me sad be a girl and swear..
I lost a stand up contest, but it was probably at my best, so no regrets. I probably lost cause I’m disgusting.
men are the whiniest shitbabies my god, i don’t know how women ever got to be labeled as the overly emotional ones when guys can’t go five minutes without complaining about the most inconsequential shit ever
WTF THIS POST DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TITS
one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
I remember playing smash in college and someone who always played as Samus didn’t want to anymore after finding out that Samus is female.
Haaaaaaa wow that’s funny as hell. Just. Everything. What.
17% women is also the point where it’s seen as ‘balanced’ so yeah
new smash should be 100% women tbqh
They are going to flip their shit if they find out the 4 Pokemon in there are actually female.