Ramblings By A Jerk







There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

I remember playing smash in college and someone who always played as Samus didn’t want to anymore after finding out that Samus is female.

Haaaaaaa wow that’s funny as hell. Just. Everything. What.

17% women is also the point where it’s seen as ‘balanced’ so yeah

new smash should be 100% women tbqh

They are going to flip their shit if they find out the 4 Pokemon in there are actually female.


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

Homeless man asked if I was homeless as well. I said I might as well be with how much apartments cost now. HEEEYOOO!

This is what I keep in my desk at work.

This is what I keep in my desk at work.


imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

Sexual openness does not equal sexual submission. Say it with me.



This is what’s wrong with the education system.


Do you ever wonder if your family wonders if you’re gay.

I submitted some skits to a local improv/sketch show and now I want to set myself on fire. Is that normal?


I had an idea for this writing tool where you punch in all your characters and it overrides any biases you might have by assigning their races and genders fairly. Here it is. It’s not perfect! Maybe not even useful! But I thought it would be interesting.

Let me know if I goofed up the racial nomenclature or anything. Also, definitely feel free to go ahead and change the rather simple code, add other aspects of human identity, use other countries’ census statistics, etc!

I can’t keep this a secret guys. Tumblr is cheating on all of you.

I can’t keep this a secret guys. Tumblr is cheating on all of you.

Hey girl, is that shirt see through? Cause if it is I hope you got a discount cause it’s missing half of its material.

Man, if Facebook had Anon messages, everybody would be going down.

Homophobia in the NFL






someone literally left a comment on my upworthy video with a picture of a noose i am completely done with human beings for the day

Fun fact, I reported that two days ago and Facebook got back to me and was like “we see no problem here…?”

Sounds pretty similar to YouTube’s reporting system…gross.

Facebook can go die now, bye.

Everyone can eat a bag of dicks.

I recently reported a racist pic on Facebook about the Klan being more appealing neighbors than black guys, and the Facebook team was like “There’s nothing wrong here.”