I’m working at making myself some business cards, and I need some help/feedback on some slogans to have on them. Here’s some I have in mind so far. “I’m way too legit to quit now.” “Not a Ninja.” “I get denied all the best, ultra sex.” “I got a lot going on in my life right now.” “Oh, she said it all right.” ...
I just want a job where I can leave people voice mails all day!
Gay Tourettes is a serious disorder. Dicks.
It’s hard to find a dick to suck for a buck.– Anonymous, but probably me.
Is this kind of website I can post my videos and chat logs?! HMMM
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
What is this thing? I honestly don’t know what this all is.