The bar was so empty and quiet, I became so deliriously bored, I started saying half sentences to myself out loud that didn’t make any sense at all. Then, out of no where, after talking about sucking dicks for ten minutes, I sang the following chorus, with a perfect melody.
“I’m going to rape everyone,
I’m going to rape some bitches too.
I’m going to rape everyone,
and possibly rape even you!”
I then giggled for ten minutes, found a ribbon, and ran around the entire hall with it.