I, Joe Schmoe, am going to be fornicating this week. Yes, it is quite great. I, too, am a fan of fornication.
However, when you giggle whenever the thought of sex comes across your mind, its weird for a grown ass adult. Its uncomfortable for us all.
And when you tell complete strangers about my soon-to-be-fornication, while giggling, you leave a lasting impression on us all.
I haven’t done an official poll yet, but if I were, I would say about 10% of society would be interested in hearing about my sexual exploits. You tell 100% of people we run into. If my math is correct, only 1 out of 10 people you communicate with wants to hear where my penis is going into.
The other 9 out of 10 is just generally unhappy to be hearing anything you ever say.
The police caught the guy who pretended to be his friend, and he got all his stuff back. In the mean time, fellow comic book nerds chipped in to donate a bunch of Superman stuff to him. After getting his collection back, he donated a lot of the stuff given to him to a children’s hospital. Just a very happy ending to a very shitty story.