I had a dream some bad boy, leather gang took the seats that belonged to my friends and I in a classroom. I sat next to them, and started performing fellatio on a cherry Popsicle until they got uncomfortable and left.
“When they love you at your worst, and hate you at your best, it’s probably time to question who wants the best for you. I don’t know how gravity works, or what it is, but if they want you down, they want you to stay down. Whoever got anything by rolling around in the mud? Well, I guess pigs stay cool.”—
Did you know that 100% of people in America have money? Some have less than others. Others have more. But they all have it, and its awful. Sometimes we make people pay for shit. Isn’t that awful? Who wants to do that? I know I don’t. I hate paying for anything. Especially sex. You’d think sex would be cheaper than food, seeing as we have unlimited supply of orgasms, but its not. It costs me a month’s rent to get fucked. This is bullshit, America. And I’m not going to put up with it anymore. Rise up, with your dicks, and fuck everyone.