This happens ten times a year
“GRR I’M PISSED!” “Do you want a hug?” “No, I’m pissed.” “*hugs*” “>:|”
The Best Rant About Cyborz
“Okay, here’s something that annoys me. There are certain people you run into in the roleplaying community, and I’m not gonna blow up the whole world over this one, mind you, but all the same if these people get ecoli and s—t themselves to death, then I’m gonna really laugh. Well, we’ve got the roleplaying community here, and, well, what do you think of...
“Oh man, I - Did I? Yes, I think I completed the whole set. I think I added all of my exes on Facebook!” “Neat. What are you going to do now?” “Well NOW I KILL MYSELF!”
Westboro Baptist Church responds to Anonymous
iheartchaos: Looks like we’ve got a cripple fight! CRIPPLE FIGHT! Read More
Did you say I’m a heartless monster? Baseless accusation, good sir! I could see...– The Friendly Neighborhood Terrorist
joemoeschmoe asked: I hate you. Anonymous strikes again!
joemoeschmoe asked: Ahaha, you're FUGLY AS A FUGLY FUCKING UGLY PERSON! ANONYMOUS STRIKES AGAIN!
“This table is sticky.” “There’s nothing wrong with a sticky table. You were probably conceived on one.” Jaarka gives ‘the look.’ “I’m kidding. I’m sure you were made in a very lovely bed.”
Brb, get invited to a Superbowl party, and bringing a book so I don’t get bored watching the Superbowl while waiting for Glee to start.
deathbyboner: chriscolfer-: canadiangleek: When I Get You Alone Exclusive! dear god oh my First of all: dfkljnhaslgkjfgdsfg And then: HOW COULD ANYONE SAY NO TO THIS? And lastly: OH KURT BB FUCK! KURT IS NEVER GOING TO GET LAID, AND I DON’T WANT TO BE ALIVE ANYMORE
That was embarrassing. “I’m sorry, what was that? You’re breaking up.” NOPE, PERSON JUST TALKS LIKE THAT
The moment when you realize that your boyfriend is...
Shipped it before you, WHORE!