"Okay, here’s something that annoys me. There are certain people you run into in the roleplaying community, and I’m not gonna blow up the whole world over this one, mind you, but all the same if these people get ecoli and s—t themselves to death, then I’m gonna really laugh.
“Did you say I’m a heartless monster? Baseless accusation, good sir! I could see how you could draw such a ridiculous conclusion, of course, with all the bombings, the murders, the fires, the nuke threats, the… Well, I think I poisoned a whale once. What were we talking about? Look, I care, just… I care too much, I guess. Cliché! I know! But sometimes, I care so much, I go beyond reason! I think outside the box! I get filled with so much love, I explode, and stab faces! But I still stab, with affection! Angry, violent affection, the kind of affection that makes babies, kid. Or kills babies. I wouldn’t kill thousands, possibly millions, if I didn’t care for society! And tomorrow, a million more, but for now, I’ll help you.”—The Friendly Neighborhood Terrorist