September 2011
165 posts
Play
- JessicaaAlert: you know what i never "got"
- JessicaaAlert: ????
- JoeSchmoe4Ever: AIDS
- JessicaaAlert: there are 2 things
- JessicaaAlert: 3 things
Dear kidnappers in white van,
I have candy
I have money
Your mom told me to come get you
I lost my puppy
I have Tom Felton in the back
That awkward moment a past employee wanted for sexual assault comes by to drop off some shit before driving off to Green Bay for "a new life."
August 2011
249 posts
These are the friends that I keep
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:43 PM): I just had this weird thought
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:47 PM): while playing Forza
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:50 PM): of you visiting
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:52 PM): and me taking you to the beach
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:54 PM): because idk why not
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 32:56 PM): and me driving fast
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:02 PM): and then you asking me to slow down
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:06 PM): and me saying "but I'm not going fast"
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:09 PM): and then months later
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:12 PM): you explaining to someone
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:14 PM): "I asked tark to slow down"
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:17 PM): "and he said he wasn't going fast"
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:25 PM): "WHY DOESN'T THAT MEAN HE CAN'T SLOW DOWN MORE?!"
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:28 PM): and yeah
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:29 PM): dunno why
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:31 PM): but, anyways
- tarkenchi is typing...
- tarkenchi (8/30/2011 11: 33:35 PM): I'm going to go shoot myself in the face now.
Creeeeepy
Korp: I love you too.
Me: What?
Korp: I saw your message in the mirror.
Me: I didn’t put a message on the mirror.”
Korp: Yeah, you did.
Me: Nope. No, I really didn’t.
Korp: ….
Me: ….
goddamn you joshua. i'm not a deer. or a baby. or a baby deer.
I never set any rules about what I fap to.
The Fap to Lintsay Campaign would like to take this time to thank you for your continued support, and remember, keep those votes coming.
HAHA COMING
http://thankyourwank.com/wankees/lintsay-yuris/507908278/profile/
THIS IS WHAT I PUT UP WITH, PEOPLE.
I don’t see a problem with any of this.
If 29 more people fap to your photos, you hit the Fap Wall of Fame.
The Fap to Lintsay Campaign would like to take this time to thank you for your continued support, and remember, keep those votes coming.
HAHA COMING
http://thankyourwank.com/wankees/lintsay-yuris/507908278/profile/
DON'T BE A PUSSY YOU FUCKS, YOU ALL NEED TO FAP
- Douglas Bougard: awww, she cute
- Douglas Bougard: I think I'd feel guilty wanking to her
That moment Lint wakes up and finds out you got all your friends to fap to her photos.
tinctures replied to your photo: My campaign to get Lint to be the hottest Wank…
WHAT